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I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:
Since it is the most Shakespeare-iest of days I find it’s time to give you a few reminders about the fact that:
- Shakespeare used singular they/them pronouns
- Shakespeare outright invented a fuckton of words, including “lonely”, “doorknob”, “champion”, “eyeball”, “radiant” and “bump”
- If you are against either of the above things you are literally claiming to be better at the english language than Shakespeare
- You are not better at the english language than Shakespeare.
And a happy 450th birthday to Willy Wigglestick.
i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up
i fucked up so much
i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much