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It's so damn fun to crash into things in GTA IV and send Niko flying out of the car.

Incredibly so! Know what else is fun? http://gta.wikia.com/Swing_Glitch

a-short-history-of-nothing:

thelizardgamer:

The latest rumors surrounding the Xbox One are that the demos that Microsoft allowed people to play on at E3 were not running on an Xbox One, but instead running on high-end PCs with Titan graphics cards.


If this is the case, they were running the games on a system that is around 3x faster than the Xbox One.

These rumors are backed up by images that clearly show a high-end desktop under the displays of the Xbox One stands at E3.

Its like a train wreck that you can’t look away from

get ready homestucks because im about to blow your minds

maelstromsage:

so i was thinking about the homestuck timeline and the most generally accepted timeline looks something like this :image

now that time line would be cool and work great if the loops weren’t there. see, the problem i have with it is that no body has went back in time so i propose a new theory for a timeline based on what ive noticed.

here it is: image

i chose a spiral because as most of the homestuck fandom knows, homestuck is a game. ON A CD. and data on a cd is written in spirals. now let me add a scratch to this spiral.
image

like the scratch that happened to the disk in homestuck, the timeline did to.

now if i stretch that spiral out it will look something like this:
image

***NOTE THE BLANK SPOTS***
now that would be much longer but i do not want to stretch peoples tumblr page out more than i already am. BUT, ABOUT THOSE BLANK SPOTS. a lot of the trolls were complaining about missing memories and not remembering much from when they were young. as the trolls are characters from within the game, the data towards the beginning of their lives are more shotgunned and they have many more holes in their memory. 

now let me split this up into the 3 disks we know of: image

red line = end of disk 1
green line = end of disk 2
blue dots = possible places (times) john could be.

near the end of disk 2 john did a small amount of time travel. i think john could be in anyone of those memory holes, because no one remembers what happened there, therefore no one will know he is there. NOT EVEN THE NARRATOR. because these holes are part of the scratch they are see-able, but unreadable. much like listening to a scratched cd, you know something is there but you cant hear it. and the disk skips over that part. 

Also to add to this, the game started to glitch right as grimbark started to attack, like someone tried to fix the disk (or cartridge) and made it worse by, i dunno, craming candy and stuff into it?

the parts that were readable before are now are glitchy, hence the glitchy text.

john egbert isn’t missing, he’s just unreadable right now.

2013: OMG what's with all these Homestucks at my anime convention?

2011: OMG what's with all these Hetalians at my anime convention?

2009: OMG what's with all these Kuroshitsuji cosplayers at my anime convention?

2007: OMG what's with all these D.Gray-man cosplayers at my anime convention?

2005: OMG what's with all these Narutards at my anime convention?

2004: OMG what's with all these FMA cosplayers at my anime convention?

2003: OMG what's with all these Bleach cosplayers at my anime convention?

2001: OMG what's with all this Final Fantasy at my anime convention?

1990: OMG what's with all these Japanimation costumes at my sci-fi convention?

lesbiansofficial:

thatpointlessidiot:

magnezone:

krudman:

smilingemoticon:

itsvondell:

voldey:

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse. 

wow

is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”
NOPE. IT’S REAL.
AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

remember when the basic fucking concept of a commodity was that buying something meant it was yours 

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.
This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.
You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.
All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.
This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.
Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

There are way too many people that get banned unfairly. This is bullshit. I let my nephew play on my live account once when he was little, and I got a lot of people reporting me just because he was playing like a five year old. So. Cool.

lesbiansofficial:

thatpointlessidiot:

magnezone:

krudman:

smilingemoticon:

itsvondell:

voldey:

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse. 

wow

is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

remember when the basic fucking concept of a commodity was that buying something meant it was yours 

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

There are way too many people that get banned unfairly. This is bullshit. I let my nephew play on my live account once when he was little, and I got a lot of people reporting me just because he was playing like a five year old. So. Cool.

barbiefart:

izrablack:

Ukiyo-E Heroes (Illustrations by Jed Henry)


Digging in the vast deep internet, I have recently found the artwork of this illustrator: Jed Henry, who teamed up with “Woodblock Printmaker” David Bull for the making of these parody illustrations of videogames called: “Ukiyo-E Heroes”. 

The classical game characters including: Mario Bros, Donkey Kong, Starfox, Street Fighter, Pokémon, The Legend of Zelda, etc. Has been taken to the past with a medieval outfit, making a reference to the japanese culture in the past.

This is very awesome! 

Love this.